seehang:

anonymous said: God, your Liquid Snake is so beautiful, handsome and majestic.

Thank you! ;u; 

People who don’t like Liquid are not to be trusted. I think they sometimes forget he looks just like solid…. but blond.  He is the bae.

moksutinn:

my hand just slipped and-

commanderholly:

Blathers at SDCC! I give unsuspecting cosplayers and con-goers adorable fossils as Blathers! : >

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

missmollymodified:

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

He’s aging like fine wine mmmm

JareDave: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
HunterSilver: no
JareDave: Why not?
HunterSilver: because pidgeon's have confusing hypothalamus
HunterSilver: it's not the same as ours
JareDave: Oh. Poor pigeons.
HunterSilver: simply put they just don't produce the hormones necessary to have the equivalent of 'human feelings'
HunterSilver: they feel compulsions, hunger, drive, instinct
HunterSilver: but it'd be erronous to say they feel happiness, sadness, hurt, anger, etc.
JareDave: Can they dance if they want to?
HunterSilver: unless you said pigeon happiness, pigeon sadness, pigeon hurt, etc.
HunterSilver: for all we know they have their own unique way of feeling the world
HunterSilver: but it's difficult to determine something like that
HunterSilver: I'm also doubtful that pigeons can dance
JareDave: Can they leave their friends behind?
HunterSilver: yes
HunterSilver: definitely
HunterSilver: fuck those guys
HunterSilver: feathery assholes
JareDave: Goddammit Tobie
HunterSilver: it's 7am
HunterSilver: we're not doing the safety dance
JareDave: Fine
JareDave: Then on another topic
JareDave: What is love?
HunterSilver: go to sleep Jared
JareDave: I have been trying
JareDave: For 2 hours

sexhaver:

play Opalescence and enchant Doubling Season (which is now a 5/5 creature) with Followed Footsteps. you now have one 5/5 creature

turn 2: you now have three 5/5 creatures

turn 3: you now have 11 5/5 creatures

turn 4: you now have 2059 5/5 creatures

turn 5: you now have 66185228434044942951864067458396061614989522267577311297802947435570493724401440549267868490798926773634494383968047143923956857140205406402740536087446083831052036848232439995904404992798007514718326043410570379830870463780085260619444417205199197123751210704970352727833755425876102776028267313405809429548880554782040765277562828362884238325465448520348307574943345990309941642666926723379729598185834735054732500415409883868361423159913770812218772711901772249553153402287759789517121744336755350465901655205184917370974202405586941211065395540765567663193297173367254230313612244182941999500402388195450053080385547 5/5 creatures (no, i didn’t pull that number out my ass, you can check my math if you want to). there’s not really much point in continuing the combo past this point because you already have approximately 6.619 × 10^539 times more creatures than there are atoms in the known universe and consequently might be running short on tokens

giraffrika:

HEY ALL YOU COOL ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN THAT THE CHOCOLATE COMPANY, KINDER, HAS COME UP WITH THAT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT

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YOU KNOW THE “KINDER SURPRISE” EGG?

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THE THING THAT THE USA FDA FUCKED UP WITH AND MADE ILLEGAL BECAUSE IT HAD “INEDIBLE PIECES” INSIDE OF ITS DELICIOUS EGG CORE AND KIDS WERE CHOKING ON IT?

WELL THEY DECIDED TO BE LIKE

"HEY FUCK YOU USA FDA, WE’RE GONNA WORK OUR WAY AROUND IT"

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BAM

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE KINDER JOY

I SAW THIS MOTHERFUCKER AT THE LOCAL GERMAN MARKET AND WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” BUT I TRUST KINDER BECAUSE ALL THEIR SHIT IS DELICIOUS

SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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HELLA FINE

ANYWAY, SO I BROUGHT IT HOME AND DECIDED “HEY, MIGHT AS WELL SPREAD THE WORD”

WANNA KNOW HOW FUCKING SMART KINDER IS?

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LOOK AT THIS SWEET ASS SHIT

KINDER, BEING THE SMART FUCKS THAT THEY ARE, DECIDED TO MAKE IT IN TWO SEPARATE SECTIONS OF GLORY. YOU CAN STILL HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO, AS THE SAYING GOES

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THE “?” SIDE IS FOR THAT SWEET TOY THAT EVERY COOL FUCK WANTS WHEN THEY ENJOY THEIR DELICIOUS SNACKS, AND THE SHINY SIDE IS FOR THAT SWEET, SWEET CHOCOLATE MADE FROM ANGEL’S TEARS AND HAPPY KITTENS

THEY EVEN INCLUDE A SMALL SPOON FOR YOU TO ENJOY YOUR EVENTUAL TREAT FROM THE HEAVENS WITH

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THEY EVEN WENT THE EXTRA MILE TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR TOY WAS NICE AND SNUG INSIDE THE PACKAGING, MAKING SURE IT’S COZY UNTIL IT REACHES YOUR SWEET ASS RESIDENCE

AND THEN FOR THE PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE, THE NEW CHOCOLATE ITSELF

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SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

REMEMBER THE WHITE CHOCOLATE INSIDE? 

IMAGINE IT GENTLE CARESSING TWO ORBS OF CHOCOLATE-HAZEL GOODNESS, WITH A CRUNCHY WAFER-LIKE EXTERIOR

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EXCUSE WHAT THE BALL LOOKS LIKE IN THE PHOTO BUT GOD DAMN

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THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS

OF COURSE IT’S TOTALLY NOT THE EXACT SAME, BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS A SUPER AWESOME REMAKE OF THE HEAVENLY EGGS THAT MANY OF US HAVE ENJOYED

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CHOKES (but did u make a vivs mii)

ive had no inspo for mii-makin but thank u sis i’ll do that

snake looks like jesus

sis i thought you knew that he was

He couldn’t be lookin like a slacker so I spiffied him up a bit

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